i make up the lies one by one. as i slog through my days just putting in time till i drink and or die. have a strange spot on my dick since saturday night after moving a pool table i think i just pinched the head and it made a spot. might be som sort of lurgey though and if it is either the wife or the gf have som explaining to do. and then the shit would trally hit the fan. I soooooooo want to rent a wood chipper...
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