ok ok so im going to be a cpr instructor by this time nest week. can i live that long.
the gf feed me som slop she was given it was ok but i new she would heat it up to boiling and well i put som on a plate to cool down so we wouldent be late. she starts in with is that all you want and would you like to put it in a bowl? no i wouldent like to put it in a bowl or i would have in the first place and no thats not all im having its just what im putting on the plate to coool down from the nucular fusion temp you heat everything up to. for fuck sake just shut up somtimes bitch is what i wanted to say. im starting to hate calling her and her answering the phone with iloveyouimissyou bla bla bla.
the wife was pissed at me for being so late and not calling. feked the gf just caus i wanted to last night so i was ver late
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