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Wednesday, June 21, 2017

Samson is no more.

It had to be done. I keep telling myself that but I still feel like shit. I buried him under t ginco tree. I think Nicole will be upset with me the most and it's not the best foot to start off on but it had to be done. The house smells better already just having the litter boxes clean. If I were a real landlord and they were real tenants I would have evicted them. Once juju is gone NO PETS.

Tuesday, June 20, 2017

My Dads old cat.

Is ruining my house! He effin pees everywhere but the litter box. I'm afraid it's time to put him down. I just hope I have the intestinal fortitude to do it. Oh it doesn't help that I'm doing it while Edward and Nicole are gone on honeymoon. I still think it's for the best. Starting a new life together with a clean house. I'm having the neighbor come in and clean. I gotta do it, it just needs to be done.

Monday, June 19, 2017


Wow my oldest son is married. For me it was easy rent a tuxedo arrange the rehearsal dinner and show up at the church on time. I did cry at the church and during the first dance. My son picked honey bee, I do so wish Patty could have been there. I still miss her. I drove the happy couple to the airport 3am but got them there and wished them well.
Personally I think that they are too immature but we'll see.
My late in laws were there for the ceremony but left the reception before the first dance I might ask some questions about that. Or just let them die off they're 90 after all.
Had my brother and family over for Father's Day it was good. Susan gets along great with my big fat bitchy sister in law and that allows us all to get along better.

Saturday, June 10, 2017

Truck steps and tonneau cover.

I ordered and installed nerf bar steps for my truck as well as a retractable tonneau cover both were easy to install and work fine. Oh and I put a cover on the rear seat. It was my wife who spurred me to get the stuff ordered. I like having her incharge of the money it was my goal all along. I still have my slush fund at another bank though. For shit a new deck for woodlane and stupid motorcycle stuff.

Monday, June 05, 2017

Elbows Sons and motorcycles

My right elbow suddenly started hurting on Saturday afternoon it hurt to bend it or straighten it. It's a little better Monday morning but not back to normal. Just getting older I guess.

My oldest son is getting married next Saturday. He's freaking out a little he should be he's barely earning enough to feed himself let alone a wife as well. We'll see though I think there is a lot of maturing to do yet.
I try and text both my sons every Sunday just to keep in touch keep communication open like.
Got my rebel tank back from the pinstriper. It looks great. 3 months later but it does look good.